Truth to be told, this is a story I have to tell

I open up my laptop. And I read through my email draft one final time. And this is an email I've been writing, rewriting and tweaking for over a month now. But now the moment is here...

The email begins with the Looney Tunes ”That's all folks” image. And below that, the headline ”When we become you”. And in the rest of the email, I make it really clear that this is it. After 22 years...I'm out!