The VaudeVillain Revue

The idea of it was [enticing], while in reality, everybody was a little bit floppier than you expect.

At a burlesque show it's really not all about you... We want to entertain you, but we also want to make you think about stuff. And we do it all through the magic of nudity. People have short attention spans, you know?

Krispy Kreme donuts are my favorite and I was eating one and thought, 'Man, this is going to mess up my lipstick.' And my friend said to me, 'You know that's kind of like sex; you're willing to do it even though it'll mess up your lipstick.'