JOHN WATERS 2015 COMMENCEMENT ADDRESS - RISD

Attention, celebrity purveyors of college commencement speeches: thank you all for playing, your efforts are appreciated, and many of you did quite well, so congratulations. But I’m afraid Mr. John Waters has thrown his tasseled square cap into the ring, so GAME OVER, you might as well all go home, thanks for playing, try again next year.